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Michael Griffith Hopkins is an American basketball assistant coach for the Phoenix Suns of the National Basketball Association (NBA). Previously, he was a longtime assistant at Syracuse University before taking over as a college basketball head coach for University of Washington from 2017 until 2024.
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{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}
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Club Deportivo Galdakao is a Spanish football team based in Galdakao, in the autonomous community of Basque Country. Founded in 1914, it plays in División de Honor, holding home games at Campo de Fútbol de Santa Bárbara, which has a capacity of 2,000 spectators.
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