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{"type":"standard","title":"Kasta Assembly constituency","displaytitle":"Kasta Assembly constituency","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q25241295","titles":{"canonical":"Kasta_Assembly_constituency","normalized":"Kasta Assembly constituency","display":"Kasta Assembly constituency"},"pageid":48859308,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7d/143-Kasta.svg/330px-143-Kasta.svg.png","width":320,"height":328},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7d/143-Kasta.svg/984px-143-Kasta.svg.png","width":984,"height":1008},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1260309344","tid":"4f0ad25e-aebb-11ef-a80d-2dddff3d5846","timestamp":"2024-11-30T01:34:58Z","description":"Constituency of the Uttar Pradesh legislative assembly in India","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kasta_Assembly_constituency","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kasta_Assembly_constituency?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kasta_Assembly_constituency?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kasta_Assembly_constituency"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kasta_Assembly_constituency","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Kasta_Assembly_constituency","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kasta_Assembly_constituency?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kasta_Assembly_constituency"}},"extract":"Kasta Assembly constituency is one of the 403 constituencies of the Uttar Pradesh Legislative Assembly, India. It is a part of the Lakhimpur district and one of the five assembly constituencies in the Dhaurahra Lok Sabha constituency. First election in this assembly constituency was held in 2012 after the \"Delimitation of Parliamentary and Assembly Constituencies Order, 2008\" was passed and the constituency was formed in 2008. The constituency is assigned identification number 143.","extract_html":"
Kasta Assembly constituency is one of the 403 constituencies of the Uttar Pradesh Legislative Assembly, India. It is a part of the Lakhimpur district and one of the five assembly constituencies in the Dhaurahra Lok Sabha constituency. First election in this assembly constituency was held in 2012 after the \"Delimitation of Parliamentary and Assembly Constituencies Order, 2008\" was passed and the constituency was formed in 2008. The constituency is assigned identification number 143.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?","punchline":"There was nothing left but de Brie.","id":86}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What are the strongest days of the week?","punchline":"Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.","id":154}
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{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the ocean say to the shore?","punchline":"Nothing, it just waved.","id":179}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a pile of cats?","punchline":"A Meowtain.","id":214}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the dog say to the two trees?","punchline":"Bark bark.","id":170}
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