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Gerardo Octavio Vargas Landeros is a Mexican businessman and politician. \nIn the 2006 general election he was elected to the Chamber of Deputies \nto represent Sinaloa's 2nd district for the Institutional Revolutionary Party (PRI) during the 60th session of Congress.
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