{"type":"general","setup":"Why are ghosts bad liars?","punchline":"Because you can see right through them!","id":300}
{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}
{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"I can't tell if i like this blender...","punchline":"It keeps giving me mixed results.","id":69}
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Nieuwe Wetering is a village in the Dutch province of South Holland. It is a part of the municipality of Kaag en Braassem, and lies about 10 km east of Leiden.
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